wow this is so wierd ....

Pick the number of the month you were born:

1----i choked on
2----i gave a lap dance to
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i jumped
9----i shot
10---i bitched out
11---i kissed
12---i ate

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------an emo
8-------an ipod
9-------a stuffed animal
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------a policeman
17-------Erskine
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------my best friends boyfriend
21-------a permenant marker
22------- myself
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------some mexican hottie
26-------my psychiatrist
27-------a fish
28-------my sister
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a ninja.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------'Cuz im black like that.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im sexy and i do what i want

Now post all three of these as your title!